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"We are told that we need more growth: 6% per year. More chemicals to cure more pollution, caused by more chemicals. More car parks for more tourists who want to get away from more car parks. More food, to make us more fat, to make us use more slimming aids, to make us take more pills, to make us ill, to make us take more pills, to make more profit.

But what has all this growth done for me? Well, I'll tell you. One day I'll die, and on my grave it will say: "Here lies Reginald Iolanthe Perrin. He didn't know the names of the trees and the flowers, but he knew the rhubarb crumble sales figures for Schleswig Holstein." Look outside at those trees - beautiful. But soon they will all be cut down to make more underground par carks

I believe in not believing. You see, for every man who believes something, there's somebody who believes the opposite. What's the point? How many wars would have been fought, how many people would have been tortured if nobody ever believed in anything? Have you ever heard of 'The Wars of the Apathetic'? Or 'the persecution of the apathetic by the  bone idle'?

Is it better to have no beliefs?

Cheers, Tom.

Our Prime Minister, whilst on his long holiday, must be dreaming up ideas for creating new laws that will increase the income to the treasury.

Can you come up with a new EXTREME law that will help him?

I will start with,

"In future, all dog owners and dog walkers will be responsible for cleaning any pavement furniture or other item that their dog urinates on.

Each person accompanying a dog must carry, one 1 ltr bottle of clean water, one small bottle of disinfectant and one ( or more ) cleaning cloth. The bag must be sealed and marked, "Not for human use".

After the cleaning operation has been performed these items must be resealed and placed in the bins provided".

That should make a few bob, specially for me, I'm gonna start producing the kits now.