Why, on packed rush hour tubes, in stifling heat and with my face squashed up against the doors and some bloke standing on my foot, does some idiot have to call out "can you all move down please, people want to get on" ????!!!!! Aaarrrggghh If there was anywhere to move to I wouldn't have this blokes armpit in my face, you stupid bastard! Piss off and wait for the next train!
Phew, that feels better......until Monday morning.....